har!

ridic:

Zombie Apocalypse Preparation Level: Genius

this guy’s stuff is pretty rad.

fromme-toyou:

Meet me at the bar…

Tomorrow my oldest daughter turns four.

It’s a big deal to me.

Those of you without kids are rolling your eyes because this information is meaningless to you.

Those of you who have raised teenagers are thinking “wait until they [fill in the blank]!”

Intellectually i get that, but this passage seems to have more finality to in than turning three. At three I can still think of her as a toddler, which is only like one degree of separation from baby. But 4 is clearly preschool age. Her sentences and concepts are getting more complex. She’s feeling more deeply and sensitive to adult social interactions. Her face and belly have thinned out into that of a little girl, not a baby. 

I get that four will be fun and that i’ll probably have just as hard a time in the future. But right now, in this moment, it feels like i’m saying goodbye to my baby, and I’m wishing I had cherished each moment more as it was happening.

[Yaya, I love you more than you’ll be able to understand for a long time]

I adore that kid so much it hurts.

In fact, I’mma go pull her out of her bed to steal some last cuddles with my baby girl.

this is awesome.

jasonshafer:

Here’s the game: double date with another couple with a twist. Each couple gets to thrift store shop for the others’ outfit before hand. I was blessed with a women’s silk aviator jumpsuit and pink barret.

yes.

just… wow.

livejamie:

My uncle claims to get these random voicemails from out of nowhere at work every once in a while. He’s started to save them for the internet.

My drummer friend @ctessmer, setting FedEx up for success. 

It’s ME!

penandpandas:

Fisherprice

Anyone who uses a laptop knows the balancing act of managing your hard drive.

Space was getting pretty tight for me but something wasn’t adding up.

Then I found the culprit:

…5GB?!?!?!

That seemed a bit excessive.

So I dug deeper.

Chrome automatically updates itself. Sometimes multiple times within a month. That’s all well and good, but I didn’t realize it was keeping all the old versions!

I love chrome - it’s my browser-of-choice - but this aggression would no longer stand.

So I ditched the package, my hard drive let out a large exhale, then I downloaded the latest version.

Much better.

I can’t find any options in the settings for “Let chrome save all its old versions until your drive is full” - maybe I’m not looking hard enough.

So I guess I need to keep an eye on it. And maybe the conspiracy theorists were right - I can’t always trust Google. ;-)